Definitions by mattneesy

grumpkins 

recieving head while in the process of shitting.

"That bitch was so nasty she gave me grumpkins!"

grumpkins by mattneesy May 19, 2004

roast a pig 

when haveing a threesome, one guy is recieving head while the other gets anal. i.e. pig on a spit

1. "lets call this bitch up and roast a pig."
2. "Come through were gonna roast a pig."

roast a pig by mattneesy May 19, 2004