Greasy Hands

A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.

Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?

Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*

Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.

--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------

Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*

Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?

Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!

by bile2 February 19, 2010

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keep the greasy side down

An action; as in travel safe or keep your vehicle on its tires. Keep the underside of your vehicle to the ground...keep the greasy side down! The undercarriage of older vehicles especially, could be found unusually greasy and full of oil. In instances where there may be an oil leak on your vehicle or the exhaust was excreting oil.

You're heading out on your road trip to Yellowstone Park? Well then, keep the greasy side down!

by AB in MT February 18, 2010

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greasy wheel

A pizza.

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

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greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009

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