crunchy grandpa 

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.

"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"

crunchy grandpa by MMjr April 24, 2008

Foxy Grandpa 

One who is extremely cool or swag; a cool person

Elizabeth is a foxy grandpa.

Foxy Grandpa by THE foxy grandapa December 31, 2011

Muddy Grandpa 

The act of sticking one of your balls, or ball sac, in or around your ass hole and farting. More than likely ending up with poo on your testicles.

Every time Taylor farts he turns it into a Muddy Grandpa.

Muddy Grandpa by MuddyLuger July 12, 2010

Ur Grandpa hoe 

Ur Grandpa hoe worst ever insult

Mark: Ur mom gay

Charlie: No u

Mark: Ur dad lesbian

Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny

Mark with smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie gets instant death

Ur Grandpa hoe by Nexuzmasterpro May 10, 2018

foxy grandpa style

When you go to sleep half-naked, no pants, just with a t-shirt on.

(1) It was hot as balls last night, so I slept foxy grandpa style.
(2) After I convinced her to sleep over, I pulled a foxy grandpa.
(3)
Ralph: Your girlfriend looks disgusting sleeping foxy grandpa style.
Skyman: Don't you mean foxy grandma?
Ralph: No, bitch looks like a man.

foxy grandpa style by mcweaksauce April 13, 2010

Ur grandpa asexual

Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.

Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"

Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*

Ur grandpa asexual by The shitpope March 12, 2018

Ur grandpa is a transgenda 

Worse than ur granny tranny, ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined times 9999

Roy: ur granny tranny

Tomer: Don’t make me do it
Roy: You won’t do it bitch
Tomer: ur grandpa is a transgenda

*Roy is taken by Satan and his heart explodes*

Ur grandpa is a transgenda by UrGrandpa6969 March 13, 2018