a gordon minute

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.

It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.

Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.

skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.

by dr muta August 11, 2014

Smash Gordon

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

gordon

A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon

"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"

by dankogkush November 24, 2014

Rash Gordon

Rash Gordon: When you are walking for a long period of time while haveing you're thighs rubbing together causing sweat dirt and friction to make a very annoying rash that makes you want to stop and let it dry

this mornig I had to walk a mile in the sun to work half way there I met Rash Gordon.

by Ajuntapall October 7, 2008

Groon Poon

Nasty Pussy
Groony Pussy

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.

by Ya Boy Slim Thug March 25, 2010

Gordon

1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person

2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.

1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.

2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.

by Spaface July 21, 2009

Gordon Brown

A cunt who hates everyone and everything especially working class people, jobs, successful economies and democracy. Also,a typical inhabitant of scotland.

Gordon Brown is a Cunt

by laharl420 April 29, 2010