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chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.
In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.
by My May 13, 2003
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Mint Gobbler

Someone who eats all my fucking mints!
by The Fraz October 27, 2008
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by da massy man September 10, 2020
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gobbledygook

wordy and generally unintelligible jargon (nonsense)
He spent all of last week getting clobberfaced and spouting off gobbledygook.
by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004
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Gobbler

A promiscuous member of the male homosexual community; they are particularly renowned for paid sex acts in public toilet facilities.

The term originating in South Wales, they have become a particular scourge in the 2000s having been responsible for the rapid spread of herpes in the region.
Owain: "Fancy engaging in some gobbling tonight?"

Aled: "Don't touch me you filthy gobbler."
by leedshatesmumford May 5, 2009
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Gobbler's Knob

The head of penis. (Citing the fact the the scrotum is likened to a Turkey's gobbler.)
OW! Oh man, the groundhog isn't coming out this year, I just got nailed on Gobbler's Knob!
by zibby-da-boo December 2, 2010
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Glizzy Gobbler

Matt Smith ordered a foot long glizzy from sonic and ate it. What a total glizzy gobbler.
by redneckgirraph August 11, 2020
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