Goober

A person who comes off as being a tough a tough individual on the outside , but as soon as they are around they're significant other become sweet and begin to show very emotional behavior not usually seen from them.

Did you see him give her an Eskimo kiss, that Christopher Eugene Williams is such a goober.

by Dave Busterfield April 28, 2011

goobers

a less blasphomous way for saying god. mostly used by wanabe n00bs

"oh my goobers" instead of "oh my god"

by deanofantastico December 9, 2007

Goober

A dumb person that thinks they are right when they are not. A goober is someone who fights you on everything for no reason.

Cisco is a freaking goober, dude. He won't let me watch hentai.

by FonyTierro January 19, 2017

Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 14, 2004

Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless December 9, 2007

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

Goober

Goober is the last bit of a bottle of coke which nobody wants because it has gone a bit salivery, the common cause of this is from the direct application of the lips to the coke bottle, resulting in a bit of saliva entering the coke bottle with each sip.

N.B Goober can form in any drink bottle, not neccesarily coke.

"I'll pay you 10 bucks if you drink the goober out of that coke bottle"

"I don't want to drink that, Its got goober in it"

by rooba777 January 4, 2005