goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

by trice22 March 11, 2009

goating

The act of seeking the perfect revenge in which, one or many goats, are involved.

Shana is goating Steven's apartment tomorrow. Gonna wreck it, dude!

by Mrswift March 14, 2013

The goat

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015

Goating

When a person is so drunk, they mindlessly kiss whoever comes across them on a night out. This can include random strangers or people they never liked.

I was so drunk last night, i have been goating with every woman i saw in front of me.

by goater101 January 1, 2019

Goat

An animal that matty likes to pleasure.

Matty has a goat fettish

by Micheal Collins February 17, 2005

Goat

A goat can be newly defined as a lesbian. It is often described with adjectives in front of it such as stupid, ugly, or fucking. A goat is not the good kind of lesbian, it is the very bad kind. It belongs to the class of words that include goat, kitty, and ram.

Mary: I may be a lesbian, but at least I'm not a stupid goat like you!

Patty: You're not just a lesbian, you're a fucking goat too!

by Masterpp4u December 28, 2005

The Goat

The Greatest Of All Time

LIL UZI VERT IS THE GOAT

by Uzi's child March 10, 2020