gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Gloomberg

A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.

It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.

Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

glooble

A telepathic creature, the final culmination and last evolution of the race of Glooba. Is squishy and about the size of a tennis ball. Camouflages. Contains entire history and knowledge of her race, helps translate alien languages.

Glooble thinks at you, "Are you sure that's a wise choice?"

by Lenardo June 30, 2008

gloob

A morsel of anything

Goddammit son of a bitch! a gloob of soda flew into my eye when i popped the top.

by Legere January 13, 2004

gloomer

A person who only dwells on the negative

He`s a real gloomer, never has anything positive to say.

by Not a gloomer November 13, 2013

glomph

is a very tight hug given by one person to another.

Beth glomphed Tony.

by Tony July 17, 2006

glomp

passionate amazing hug that only cool people give.

hey everybody its glomp a stranger day!

by hahablah July 3, 2011