A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.
Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!
My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!
My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!
by Mag1ci4n December 19, 2007
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.
It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
by Mag1ci4n December 19, 2007