Friction

Friction: One who goes on power trips thinking they are cool. One that thinks they can take over something they did not create. Someone who wants brandonc1 to sit on they're lap. Someone who masterbates to George Bush. Someone who you can't tell them they are wrong. They are always right (so they think). Someone who thinks

I am Friction, I know whats best. I run straightline and i kicked pmi out of masterworks.(NOT) I tell the truth all the time. (He never tells the truth.)

by The dictator January 13, 2009

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Urection

A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"

Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."

by Hermann Menderchuck February 20, 2009

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improper fraction

A couple where the woman is larger than the man, either in height or weight.

Dave: Do you see that couple over there? She's enormous and he's thin as a rail.
Bob: Yeah, I always feel bad for guys in an improper fraction.

by maf54 May 5, 2010

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FrictionWizard

A young male who excessively and compulsively masturbates. See also, teenage Male Harry Potter Fans...

The FrictionWizard club has their own table in the high school cafeteria, where they fantasize about Hermione Granger.

by 7citiesChic77 January 5, 2006

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fuction

Like fiction, however proper diction indicates a more widespread chaotic pattern of unreal events.

Billy Jo was spotted making out with her cousin. And to top it off, they were on the steps of the newly built church down on Main Street. Stranger than fuction, I say!

by Doug Hill July 31, 2007

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