Florida Man

The Florida version of your character from GTA V

"Florida Man defeats the CIA with an unloaded gun and a Taco Truck"

by Tyrry May 23, 2020

Florida Georgia Line

A line of cocaine from a woman's vagina leading up to her breasts (or her "Florida Swamp" to her "Georgia Peaches". )

The cocaine equivalent of a body shot.

"Yo! John and I just did a Florida Georgia Line off of Jenny at the party last night!"

by ThreshTickles August 13, 2017

Florida Tech

A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.

“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”

by jdsk1000 December 17, 2019

florida flagpole

A guy lays down with a full erection. The partner then commences to sit on said erection, rip off her shirt, and wave it around like a flag in a strong thunderstorm

My woman and I did a Florida flagpole last night, funny thing is, we were actually outside in a strong thunderstorm.

by Rpveeham July 25, 2014

Florida ID

A Florida ID is an alternative to a driver's license - it is an identification card issued to those who can not drive by the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles. It is issued when a person, usually a teenager, has waited a ridiculous amount of time to get their license, and has grown older to the point where they can't legally function without some form of identification. Therefore, they obtain one of these "Florida IDs" and use it in the same way they would use a driver's license for identification purposes.

Dat ain't no permit... dat's a Florida ID!

by Robert Koehler October 24, 2006

Florida Punch

drink that contains dark rum, cognac, grapefruit juice and orange juice.

get your hands off my Florida Punch!

by queen_bee August 23, 2006

floridian fail

a extra hard fail, floridian style

Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.

by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009