fabulantasimous

The highest form of fabulousness

The critics rated the meal as being fabulantasimous

by Utter disappointment January 10, 2021

flabulation

The jiggling motion of your butt cheeks after you fart.

“Watch out while you’re big spoon babe because there might be some flabulation.”

by h0ward April 24, 2021

flatudander

the residue left behind when a person passes gas that attaches to other people's skin and clothing, maintaining odor long after they have left the room

The last time you ate a burrito you left so much flatudander through the entire house we had to stay in a motel for a week.

by pussy-eater.me August 26, 2021

Flatulencer

An unqualified influencer that’s an apparent expert on any professional topic.

Did you see Janes post on how boosting her natural immunity prevents her getting Ebola, AIDS, COVID and has lessened the frequency of her Herpes attacks?

Oh yeah - she’s an absolute flatulencer…

by Supersleeper70 September 25, 2021

Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.

There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.

by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022

Flatula

A (fake) injury/ illness that is used to get out of undesirable activities especially with your dumb and/or annoying friends.

I would love to go to the party, but my flatula is infected and the doctor said I should take it easy.

by llub? October 8, 2022

Flatlentines

Whether you like it or not, it's February 14th and you're having a night in with your flatmates. Some of you love being single, some are OK with it, some hate the fact, but at the end of the day you'd be all alone if it were for your Flatlentines.

<grittedteeth>Happy Flatlentines!! </grittedteeth>

by hjmp February 14, 2023