peruvian flake

100% pure cocaine

this is peruvian flake because it had my nose bleeding for real

by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Fakerism

The practice of being a fake ass bitch.

Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."

Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*

by Qweda May 4, 2008

chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.

Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg

by Joshaway November 13, 2007

Porn Flake

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.

"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."

by artist1955 August 5, 2012

flamer

A derogatory term for a person of blatant homosexuality.

Stan is wearing a rainbow shirt. What a flamer.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

faker baker

one who fakes smoking pot

Ryan McCall is a faker baker

by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008

Fakery

A "bakery" or "coffee shop" or other "small business" that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.

Him: Man, my guy won't return my call.
Me: It's aight yo, I know this fakery, we can get some brownies.

by Dreucifer September 1, 2006