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Give me some facetime

A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex.

A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.
Guy: lets fuck.
Girl: okay give me some facetime!
by XxstarburstxX November 4, 2015
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FaceTime

Hey babe, I'll give you a back rub if you FaceTime with me.

Face girl really enjoys some quality FaceTime with Steve.

Wallace really gets his FaceTime jiggy on with that one girl.
by WordNinja007 October 23, 2011
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Fawcetted

To have your own event overshadowed by a bigger event.
"The story about me didn't get into the newspaper yesterday because it got fawcetted by a big bank robbery."
by OOBonomics July 5, 2009
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facetagram

A social media merger. A hybrid of Facebook and Instagram. A world where features and posts are identical. It would be so boring. It’s already partly true
Please stop facetagramming your posts. Don’t send the exact same posts to Facebook and Instagram.
by Superhuile June 24, 2018
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anal facuet

anal facuet is when you stick a erected fist up someone's asshole and rip your hand out with a lot of force, causing the anus to bleed like a faucet.
my girlfriend wouldn't stop talkin, so i gave her the anal facuet
by extreme spoon November 3, 2009
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faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!
by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007
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facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.
Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.
by gballer February 18, 2008
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