jelly farming

the act of sticking one's fingers in a lady's pussy.

"hey did you hear Richie went jelly farming last night"

by Steve Sidebottom September 2, 2006

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

farming simulator 19

a game made by giants software that will come out november 20th.
added john deere.
many more features.
pet dogs.

lets buy farming simulator 19.

Definition: Farming Simulator is a farming simulation video game series developed by Giants Software. The locations are based on American and European environments. Players are able to farm, breed livestock, grow crops and sell assets created from farming.

by burnt_toast_with_jelly November 12, 2018

farding

to put on makeup

No farding during class

by forevertwentyonefanatic December 6, 2010

Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008

Farting Bracket

1. Arse, usually that of a female.

2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.

Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!

Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!

I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.

by Teknotrix October 16, 2009

Farging Icehole

A more nicer way of saying fucking asshole.

Guy 1: Joe's a farging icehole
Guy 2: Yeah

by sacksmoker June 1, 2014