fapline

The act of falling asleep after masturbating.

"Why won't Jimmy answer his phone? He must have faplined."

by GrabIT September 3, 2016

fapmingo

The art of standing on one foot and shooting jizz into someone's face.

I pulled a fapmingo and coated her face with style.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer

Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer

by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018

fapinism

This applies only to men. When a man see's a pretty lady he starts to jack off in front of her no matter the place or time.

Fapinism is stupid.
My friend is a fapinist, he can't stop himself.
Jeez, hes such a fapinist.

by The Really Big Guy August 7, 2018

Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Fackinwhore

Whoever the Fack decided my first definition wasn't good enough... Cunt.

I can't believe that fackinwhore did that...

by Whothefuckisthat July 17, 2020