so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something

*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian rat pussy

Braiding your ass/public hair to you head hair

I picked her up by her Egyptian rat pussy

by Wildfire1755 April 14, 2025

Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.

“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”

by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020

Egyptian Hallway

A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.

Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.

by anonymous March 6, 2023

egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015

observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".

True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.

by QuacksO July 11, 2021