Duck

The word that your phone corrects the word fuck to.

Carl: I'd duck her.
Carl: Duck, I meant to say duck.
Carl: Duck this.

by ReallyWeirdGaming December 31, 2015

Duck

1. n. : An insufferable female sub-human often found with a swaggot. These obnoxious females are often very cruel to others, loud, think they're prettier than they actually are. The name duck comes from the usage of duck-face. Also see "popular kids".
2. n. : a shortened version of dumb-fuck.
3. n. : A water fowl that is known for the 'quack' sound.

A: "How much more of a bitch could she be?"
B: "What'd you expect? She's a total duck."

A: "I wonder what Obama's last name is. I don't think I've heard it before."
B: "Duck."

"Have you ever gone down to the park by the lake to feed the ducks?"

by Yolocaust Anonymous September 4, 2013

Ducking

The word used when you are so pissed that you could fuck a duck.

“I am so ducking mad I could fuck that duck!

by Mr.Kittens0301 June 4, 2018

Ducke

A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.

Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!

by Not Jaw Crusher ♫ May 19, 2021

Duck

A close relative of a Fishes. Sometimes it can be very evil

Guy: W'sup dude.
Other Guy: Hi, is that a duc...
Duck: * kills both * QUACK QUACK MOTHERF*CKERS

by Hmmmmmm June 3, 2020

Duck

Replacement word for Fuck when using T9 or Sure-type messaging.

txter1: Wat u think of bill?

txter2: hes a ducking idiot.

by SamSquanch21 October 4, 2009

duck duck

a sex act similar to fellatio but when the man takes control by forcibly moving his penis with a high velocity in and out of the mouth/throat so as to make a "uck-uck" sound in the process. Hence the term duck duck.

Note: can be used as either a noun or a verb.

He took her round the corner for a quick duck duck.

by mwahaha1234 November 4, 2012