Douchenozzle

The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.

Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.

by gorandy January 26, 2013

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

Ducken

A ducken is basically a fuckboy who makes weird shapes with his mouth. It is basically a chicken+duck hybrid

John: Have you seen Alex?
Albert: No why?
John: The way how he is talking to Susan makes him look like a ducken...

by IMJAYBITCH August 16, 2018

dutchen oven

Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

it was even intolerable to me when i locked her in the dutch oven. i think i burnt my sheets

by www.icoremusic.com January 27, 2003

Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"

by [e-mail] February 22, 2011

Douchenozzle

Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.

The tip of a douche applicator.

Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.

by Srod August 28, 2007

duchebag

duchebag is a bag of duche /weed

superman is looking for for wonder women so he goes up to batman and asks him " were is wonder women" and batman says " i thought i saw her in the forest" and super man calls him a "duchebag" then looking for her in the forest. so superman sees wonder women and went to do her in the but like the speed of light. so wonder woman says "wat was that" and invisible boy says " i dont know but my ass fucking hurts.

by silvio salami October 27, 2008