Cock A Doodle Do Me

When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.

Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!

Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect

Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.

by Steve Siciliano December 12, 2004

Ass Doodle

Having a piece of shit hanging from your ass. This is not to be be confused with a dingle berry, for the shit is still in the ass and is not hanging by ass hair.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and I had the largest ass doodle. It wouldn't come out of my ass!

by CZYDUCK January 19, 2009

Doodle

Penis, wang, pecker, weiner, schlong, honker, dick, wanker, one eyed snake, mini me, fire hose, my better half

"homer i can see your doodle"

by Mike deJonge April 8, 2005

willis and doodleberry

another name for a penis

He showed his Willis and Doodleberry!
-from She's the Man

by O.J. September 25, 2006

dandy doodle

1.A way of saying "I'm happy/fine, I understand everything, so go way..."
2. To drunk to remember it's fourth of july.

1. Teacher: Claudia do you understand this lesson plan.
Claudia: Yep, I'm just dandy doodle.
2. Ted: Hey dude, your drunk and it's 4th of july.
Bob: Then I guess I'm just dandy doodle.

by Kenge Kat March 16, 2008

doobey

another word for a marijuana joint.

dude lets light up that doobey

by Rachelle Bartch June 22, 2007