douschewagon

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.

"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."

by themanofwisdom14 May 3, 2011

Domusimoteraphilia

An uncommon fetish involving the use of either the Goth or 'Emo' subculture in a domestic environment, doing chores such as cooking food or washing the dishes. And yes, you would prefer for him to keep his apron on.

"Aww, 'X' was so cute when he was doing the dishes!"
"...
Isn't he chronically depressed or something?"
"I'm a domusimoteraphiliac."
"Oh. Well then."
*awkward silence*

by ChemIisan November 22, 2011

Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.

That guy is such a douschenozzle

by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013

Dousche

Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.

Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.

by Total Dousche June 26, 2016

dibussi

the smell of dick, butt, and pussy.

Damn, it smells like dibussi in here!

by dibussihoe April 3, 2017

Dousche

A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.

I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!

by Omfg_rachael March 11, 2019