Domusimoteraphilia

An uncommon fetish involving the use of either the Goth or 'Emo' subculture in a domestic environment, doing chores such as cooking food or washing the dishes. And yes, you would prefer for him to keep his apron on.

"Aww, 'X' was so cute when he was doing the dishes!"
"...
Isn't he chronically depressed or something?"
"I'm a domusimoteraphiliac."
"Oh. Well then."
*awkward silence*