When you're public speaking and swallow wrong causing you to cough uncontrollably. Also any other uncontrolable body issue when public speaking causing impromptu pause.

My friend was giving a speech in front of thr class and had a Derious. He could not stop coughing!

by Kahlua_C August 17, 2019

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A pussy who loves to use the word nigger. (just about the only word he uses to try and offend you with)

Someone that claims to have a bigger you know what than he really does

Someone who has really greasy hair

Did you just see that derik? His hair is so raunchy.

Once I saw his you know what and realized it wasn't as big as he said, i thought "What a derik"

by pd[ajp March 26, 2009

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dericious

Anything awful tasting, which is offered to another person to show how awful it is. The recipient may or may not be aware of the foul nature of said "food" product.

Have some of this dericious candy I bought at the Asian Market. Yeah, it does smell like death, but it's dericious. Try it.

by chipezzard December 31, 2007

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