David 

Blonde hair, blue eyes, and is very strong. He can be kicked in the balls and not feel a thing and just laugh. He has perfect muscles without even trying to workout. He is silly, funny, nice, and very caring. He is basically a martyr for his friends, he would sacrifice his own life for those whom he loves the most. He is very trustworthy and understanding. He is pretty good with his hands too, he beat Through the Fire and Flames on EXPERT on Guitar Hero 3. He has a VERY deep voice, and it's quite amusing when he is singing to Lady GaGa. This guy is my best friend, and more.

He's singing Ring of Fire...what a David.

David by somegirl136 November 29, 2009

David 

Just a regular David

Hey there goes that guy David

David by Auschwitz jew hitler fire March 14, 2017

David 

David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life

I wish I never met david

David by Slimelover55643 July 9, 2018

David 

The most badass person you'll ever meet. Despite being over 70 years old he is a hard worker who cares about his employees, going as far as to work a double shift because one employee called in sick. David is a man worthy of respect and you can see why all of the other employees like him.

David: That one lazy worker called in tonight, so I'll work a double shift so you guys aren't short staffed.

Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet

David by Spiderwikipeida October 22, 2018

David 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-David

David is painful to look at.

David by |) /\ \/ | |) March 23, 2019

David 

A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it

That David is wild in bed and with his lawnmower

David by Stepone October 18, 2019

david 

white middle aged pedophile who uses tik tok to find his preys

a David slid into my dms the other day

david by 69alice69 November 6, 2019