David

The most badass person you'll ever meet. Despite being over 70 years old he is a hard worker who cares about his employees, going as far as to work a double shift because one employee called in sick. David is a man worthy of respect and you can see why all of the other employees like him.

David: That one lazy worker called in tonight, so I'll work a double shift so you guys aren't short staffed.

Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet

by Spiderwikipeida October 23, 2018

Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 03, 2024