Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

Cushty belta

Cushty - Means good,fine,alright etc
Belta - Means great,excellent,sick etc
So together it means like yeah that's good that's great

Tom : bro I'm so sorry
Alex : Na mate it's cushty belta

by colourful bird Oioi September 25, 2016

custard brother

Brothers because they have stirred each other's custard - being that they have made love to the same woman and stirred man custard.

Brookesy did you do Anna ? YES. YAY.. we are custard brothers.

by Kadelly August 22, 2017

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Custard Mitten

A cheese substitute founded by the Kraft family. Often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. A custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a whore's vagina. Proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by General Custard. In the morning after the Custard's delivery, the mitten walls are scraped by the Kraft employees (like Keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into Kraft grocery products.

"General Custard, I'm fucking hungry. Get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife's ass off your glasses and get the fuck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. You'll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery."

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

cubitchoe

cunt bitch hoe :)

you're a cubitchoe

by Dleyjnan February 26, 2019

Cushite

A cushite is a Horner (inhabitant of the Horn of Africa) or member of the Cushitic tribe.

she's a cushite

by readyforthemoon55 September 13, 2019