someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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The thermostat was broken and the temperature continued to rise, prompting Corey to say, "It is absolutely curtis in here!"
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similar to a Dirty Sanchez - when you get a finger or two covered in yeast infection juice and smear it across someones upper lip
The reference of Curtis is to Jaime Lee Curtis, most recently known from the Activia yogurt commercials. As yogurt is known to help reduce yeast infections in women.
The reference of Curtis is to Jaime Lee Curtis, most recently known from the Activia yogurt commercials. As yogurt is known to help reduce yeast infections in women.
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