The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020

TacoBell curse

When you get sick from Taco Bell you have one mouth from when you aren’t sick anymore to eat the same thing one time and then make a wish that will come true as soon as it happens

shit that’s sounds like the TacoBell curse

by Mason metcalfi May 8, 2018

Koronba's Curse

Imagine a line of how well people can treat unexpected popularity suddenly busting their bubble of reality, and, of that line, of where the other can go to extreme length to let all the praise and positivity go through their head and boost their ego, eventually letting their career go to a uncontrollable downward spiral through controversies, and controversies. Or by the other extreme, of where the other one try their damnedest to curb stomp and limits their popularity gain through trying to talk their fans out, and if that doesn't work, they will resort to (usually bad) tactics of trying to limit the amount of people seeing their artistry through very unorthodoxy methods, and, (if even that doesn't work) full-out guilt tripping their audience to make them fully submit and stop spreading their works through the direct attack to their moral compass.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in you're computer?

Person 2: Well, i currently trying to delete all of the things i uploaded to the internet, i don't think all of the efforts that i put into these works will be worth it anymore.

Person 1: Are... Are you suffering from the Koronba's Curse?

by Ronba March 8, 2023

goal curse

When you're playing soccer and the team opposing you scores a goal and then another goal is scored a minute afterwards, usually by that same team.

Friend: Crap, the score was just 0-1, now it's 0-2!

You: goal curse

by reffin94:) April 27, 2013

Cutler's Curse

After the Chicago Bears and their dunce GM Ryan pace parted way with QB Jay Cutler, the team was given a six-year curse in honor of Cutler's jersey number where the team will face a six-year period of misery and despair. The curse expires after the year 2023 -- the same year Cutler will be eligible to be voted into the Hall of Fame.

The Bears signed Nick Foles, Mike Glennon, and drafted Mitchell Trubisky. When will Cutler's curse ever end?

by Jay Cutler HOF 2023 March 18, 2020

brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.

Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse

by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017

The Lindsy curse

The habitual opening of ones mouth spewing bullshit statements using the words never,always,and not in this life time, I don't see it happening. Then having to publicly recant having to remove ones foot from ones mouth about the prior statement.

"The Lindsy curse"
I will never get married ,I don't see it happening in this lifetime again I always said I don't want or believe in falling in love. then

Then 5 mos later I am in love!!!!! then 7 mos Later I got married

by sick_goul February 18, 2010