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crocs

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.
person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006
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Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?
by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012
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crocs

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.
Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
by darktea October 24, 2012
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Crocodile watching

To stray away from a group of friends with a girl/boy/girlfriend/boyfriend to kiss and caress,show loving passion.
Guy 1: Where did the two of them go now?
Guy 2: They went crocodile watching.
by TheClan69 December 21, 2013
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crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some
Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over
by poopthatcorn October 11, 2016
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crocodilia

A term used to describe anything bad that occurs in your pathetic life.
I tried to make the honor role but some crocodilia occured and I became homeless.
by Zanchary Rap-Scalion April 18, 2018
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multi-croccing

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.
"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."
by salamasana May 15, 2007
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