Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus

Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??

by Therake1991 January 1, 2025

Croc-ing

Any activity involving Crocs ®

The couple were croc-ing through the mall gracefully.

by NvteDogg December 30, 2020

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."

by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

daddy crocs

the only living man who actually pulls hoes in crocs

I can’t believe daddy crocs

dropped another girls panties in crocs

by Soggycracker01 April 20, 2018

Crocs

A see you later alligator shoe.

Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023