fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"

by Emberlee77008 follow musically May 9, 2018

Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK

--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

by lesley_roo January 11, 2009

Affirmative Consent

The latest manifestation of batshit feminism to be codified into law. Born of good intentions to combat an alleged "rape culture" across college campuses - one partner can now accuse the other of rape even if the sex was entirely consensual. Anybody who doesn't see how this can and will be abused has never known the wrath of a crazy ex.

"Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent, nor does silence mean consent. Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity and can be revoked at any time" - SB 967, California State Law

by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015

lost cause

a sick ass song by billie eilish that is talking ab her stupid ass ex

person a: “have you heard lost cause?”

persob b: “omg yes it’s so fucking good”

by me.bitch June 2, 2021

Cause I'm Young

I phrase used by young people, similar to yolo who enjoy living and want to do everything that they can when they have the chance instead of missing the opportunity and behaving like old/middle aged people when they could be having fun.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.

Jack: I'm going to a party
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young

Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret December 23, 2012

urban dictionary consensus

The completely accurate, well-researched, and unfailingly reliable information about popular culture found in the definitions written by users of urbandictionary.com.

Bob: Hey, Mike does "badonkadonk" really mean what they said it does in that episode of Chappelle's Show?
Mike: (Checks urban dictionary)...I guess so...That seems to be the urban dictionary consensus.

by fooo1oo April 19, 2009

causebrook

A teenie, who thinks that she looks mint and is incapable of telling the truth. She has minging hairstyles and looks like a retard. She is also a glory hunter and changes her styles as many times as the average person blinks but it is never nice. She acts like a slut and thinks that every man/boy is in love with her and wants to get with her. She also claims to be annorexic and belimic at the same time even though she sits there and stuffs her face with chocolate! she is blatantly lying. Her voice is so high pitched only sonar can pick it up!

she is such a causebrook

by the gingerer ninjerer May 3, 2008