Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).
Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?
Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?
Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?
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