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Compton Roulette

Driving by in a random street at night and discharging a fire arm indiscriminately. You might get shot, you might not. You never know, that's the beauty of the Compton Roulette.
Tricia went to wake up her 6-year-old daughter Mindy to prepare her to go to school, when she found the girl dead in a pool of her own blood as she was hit by a Compton Roulette during the night.
by The Wurdinator September 29, 2017
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compton cock

The act of sexual intercourse while simultaneously watching the part of jake paul's "its everyday bro" where nick compton says that england is his city, one may also shout "ENGLAND IS MY CITY" during this act.
we totally did the compton cock last night
by bobby_da_y0utubep00perYT October 4, 2017
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Compooner

A person who watches to much poon on his computer is a compooner.
Person 1: I love watching poon on my computer!
Person 2: You're a compooner!
Person 3: I agree!
by Wordmaker 4000 November 1, 2017
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Coppson

A boy it's hard not to like. One who is easy to love and makes everyone around him feel special.
You're acting like a Coppson.
by JØLLE December 26, 2017
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componk

Its the sound a ping pong ball makes when you throw it.
Also something my french teacher said was not in our listening assignment but it TOTALLY was. The person so said COMPONK
*throws ping pong ball*
COMPONK COMPONK
Dude that totally did a componk.
by Kelly_A September 18, 2018
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Comphonarchy

Intentionally mispronouncing a word, specifically for comedic effect.

Short for Comedic Phonetic Anarchy
Saying “REN-DAYS-VOOS” instead of rendezvous is an example of comphonarchy.
by Moklahuta July 17, 2019
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Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.
I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021
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