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anal gauging combat

when one dominant figure places his "junk" in another mans ass in a military operative type role-play
dude, did you hear that gavin and landon initiated each other in a game of anal gauging combat. dude that's sick
by cornholejoe October 12, 2008
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Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.
Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.
by J Rogers September 8, 2005
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Sexual Combat

Banging or having sex. But before you finish with the person your banging, you must yell out MORTAL KOMBAT! and either the person your banging or your friends, preferably your friends, must yell out FINISH HER! Then you must preform some sort of cool move resembling one from mortal kombat, this move must involve your semen.
"Wow i cannot belive you challenged Nora to sexual combat, what was your fatality"

"I totally threw some semen in her face....just like sub zero"
by Snake Tears November 22, 2011
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Ace Combat 5

Ace Combat 5 is the fifth installment of the AC franchise. This is the first in the series to include wingmen in which you can chose their planes and command them in battle. Ace Combat 5 revolves around Wardog Squadron, a Osean fighter squadron based out of Sand Island Airforce Base, off the western coast of the main country. This group is soon forced into combat through unseen events, and has three seperate engagements (one not playable) with enemy fighters supposedly from Yuktobania, another superpower. The team sinks two Yuktobanian war-subs, the Scinfaxi and Hrimfaxi. During a flyby of a stadium elsewere, the team loses one of it's valued pilots, and goes into a demonic rage and destroyes enemy fighters above the stadium. After later escaping from knowing too much, the remaing loyal squadron memebers hide out on the carrier Kestral where they recieve a new addition to their team. Soon after, all planes are given a Jet Black paint job, with the flight leader, Blaze, being given death red tips at the top of the vertical rudder on the back. The unit is then renamed Razgriz Squadron and serves directly under the Osean president. Razgriz Squadron succesfully stops the nuclear bombing from Arkbird, the rebirth of Belka, and the fallout of SOLG.
For more timeline info see Ace Combat 5 events
Ace Combat 5 is probably the longest and most unorthadoxed game in the series.
by iseeum May 21, 2008
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direct combat

Someone you know has been an asshole and pointed fingers at a lot of people and now it's on you.
"I never knew how they really felt until he fucking melted down and accused me. " I'm on direct combat!
by HollyR February 4, 2021
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Madness Combat

Madness combat. Madness combat is a series that contains MASS BRUTAL VIOLENCE made by Matt Jolly, Also known as krinkels and it all happened because of the boombox man. Fuck-
Me: hey look!

My friend: Isn’t it that Dilf from Madness combat?

Me: What? 🙃
by Ishipkamijirou October 10, 2021
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