When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks
My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me
by Leedle feey May 6, 2017
Get the sausage cobmug. a group of girls who tell each other extremely personal details about their lives and go through initiations, most of which are sexually-based. the name originates from an oral sex technique.... use your imagination
by cutedancer November 1, 2006
Get the cob crewmug. by ashleymarie May 14, 2008
Get the j-on-the-cobmug. Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.
Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
by Qport November 20, 2015
Get the Corn on the cobmug. con head is another phrase for you complete muppet or were u born without a brain? they are so stupid they need therepy or special help
by walkin talkin ass stitch September 26, 2006
Get the cob headmug. He is from Inanimate Insanity, but hes not a good guy because he has Mentally Abused Mephone4, one of his creations. Corn dni!!
by lemondemonmephone December 18, 2022
Get the Steve Cobsmug. by ashleymarie May 14, 2008
Get the j-on-the-cobmug.