Clurking

A person name Clarke who lurks

Clarke was clurking again

by Sayneh April 7, 2021

Clenching

The act of sneaking contraband in to jail by shoving it up your anus/vagina and tightening up your rectal/vaginal muscles

He was caught clenching some cocaine by the guards while being searched

by KittKatt420 May 6, 2021

clenching

Kaeya was a man of honor and pride, he hated being wrong and hated admiting defeat….thats why that night he was clenching harder than ever

Kaeya was clenching his Kaeyussy

by british apologist January 22, 2022

Crutching

“To hit someone either with a singular or multiple crutch”

If someone is being a bitch ass, just come close enough and give them a solid crutching to beat the shit outta them

by Surreyslanger March 31, 2022

Glurching

The process of bringing a couple friends to a grave yard, digging up a corpse and laying it on a table. You then proceed to have one group member join mouths with the cadaver, while the other member finds another hole to inclose with their mouth. the third member will pile-drive their arm into the cadavers chest/stomach, causing all of the fluids and movable mass to shoot into the other members mouths’.

“yo dude, let’s go try some Glurching tonight!”

by Smply April 25, 2022

curciing

The act of sleeping with a different person every weekday, while avoiding pregnancy

Wow! During Mixer Season, I was really curciing around! I slept with 3 entire pledge classes, and didn't get pregnant!

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Couching

The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.

"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."

by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023