cripplydick

A specific kind of shit faced bastard who likes to fuck with everthing that you think is cool.

Shane is a cripplydick, im gunna huck rocks at him.

by cockpushups May 24, 2006

Crippling Empathy

A Condition where a person's unrestrained empathy overrides their critical thinking. Creating a condition where every thing's feelings and conditions must be taken into account before any action can be made. Vegans & extreme environmentalist's suffer from the worst strain of this disease.

"How can you eat that Lobster?"
"Real easy with butter and lemon."
"People like you make every day Auschwitz for the animals."
"If your crippling empathy makes it hard for you to eat a lobster that's fine. But don't project it on me."

by Emperor Zoltan October 4, 2008

crippled out

to be depressed/bored, a generally lazy, pissed off mood leading to apathy of great proportions.

1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now

by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004

crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

by greyghost07 January 25, 2009

Crippophobia

Fear of disabled people or disability

He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012

Cripps it

When beginner scooter/moped riders, accidentally use the throttle instead of the break and crash into hilarious objects such as gates.

He totally crippsed it into an elephant.
"Did you cripps it?" 'yeah... straight into side of a marshmallow factory'

by Actionlow June 20, 2013

crippled nigger

A black man that thought sleeping with my daughter was a good idea..

Look at that crippled nigger he must of tried banging Johnny's daughter

by Clan anonymous October 7, 2016