chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

caps

Aussie slang for mdma (ecstasy), often in Australia mdma is snorted and placed in capsules for distribution.

oi starky brah how many caps ya do last night?

by the cracky lordddd June 15, 2018

capsize

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

by Orthogonal Jones January 13, 2007

caps lock demon

when talking online and the caps lock button is pressed and the message is sent without it being checked.

randomnoob: SO, DO YOU WANNA COME OVER?
othernoob: uh oh looks like you've been possed by the caps lock demon
random noob: oh noes!

by wierdlass February 12, 2008

capsummary

A summary of a movie or tv episode done with the use of screencaps and short comments on those screencaps.

Instead of watching the movie for class, Emma read the capsummary instead.

by K. Kit March 24, 2009

ChadSpreading

When you have huge bells because your name is Chad and you have to spread your legs when sitting down or it would discomfort your testicles.

Bro: Did you see Trump chadspreading when he sat next to Justin Trudeau who crossed his legs
Dude: yeah, bro! That chadspreading was Epic! Trump is a such a savage.

by chadlamo May 15, 2018

Chadsworth

Start by noting the white-ness of his name. Add in very much sexiness and big booty. He may happen to be the Prince of Some Old European Country. He has the smallest dick possible and moans in his sleep. He is the ladies man and loves to party. For flavor add in a spice of slo mo but only on his arse.

I saw chadsworth on the beach rocking a very white and revealing mankini.

by Chadsworth Miller January 23, 2019