Everyone Cares!

The slogan for a protest to spread the love. Love is required for life! 💖💘💝

Stranger: Nobody cares.
Me: *SMACKS THE STRANGER IN THE MOUTH SO HARD THAT SHE RESETS HER MIND* EVERYONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Ok, I will care. I love you!

by GameHackGirl May 19, 2021

Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023

Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.

Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.

by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

Dylan Carlson

Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.

"That Earth Show last night was Great,Dylan Carlson is a true master of his art"

by acrookedaxis84 March 19, 2009

rodney king deck of cards

1 spade and 51 clubs

the police love playing with a rodney king deck of cards

by michelob light January 5, 2008

cut cards

To process evidence for policy debate. Note: "Cutting Cards" is a general term and can include reading articles or books, tagging or citing pieces of evidence, or arraging evidence in a file. Origin: Was originated because people used scissors and paper to physically cut out and tape down evidence back in the day.

We didn't have any answers to that argument so they told me to go cut cards.

by Athena Pappas October 22, 2006