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ap calculus

"That test was AP Calculus"
by Captain Darko June 21, 2004
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calculator

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of
classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.
by s4b1337 August 17, 2009
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Calcifer

by Mina Lucero June 1, 2010
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Calc

A measurement of jenkem that refers to 10 balloons* filled with methane and hydrogen sulfide. This is a lot of Jenkem. A couple calcs would be able to support a small kickback.

*typically party balloons

a calc can also be formed with other sized balloons (water balloons, weather balloons) but has to be renamed accordingly:

i.e. mini-calc, mega-calc.

note: calc is often confused with the abbreviation for calculator, or Calc. Confusing these two is a common misunderstanding and can make a typical conversation awkward.

another note: one who huffs a whole calc is highly respected by his peers. In order to gain this prestige he must stay conscious throughout the whole Jenkem binge.
Thats the guy that supposedly got halfway through a mega-calc.

Wanna come over to my place later? ive got a calc thats been festering for a good month.

: Dude, can i borrow your calc for math next period?
: eh, i dont know how this will help...but yeah go for it

I got stopped at the airport lastnight; they didnt let me take my calc through security.
by vucknaquaterodge March 29, 2010
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cablecar

When you bust a nut on a girl's nipple and string it all the way to the other nipple.
I cablecarred that girl's tits with my nut.
by Brandon February 20, 2005
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Calculus

It's a type of hard plaque generally found on teeth.
Dude, I've got calculus...
by A equals A April 12, 2005
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calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
by Andrew April 4, 2005
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