Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Cocky Name Boaster

A moron that thinks they're very special by defining their own name on Urban Dictionary with a definition to describe how awesome they think they are.

All these Cocky Name Boasters on Urban Dictionary spamming up this website.

by GorillaMike713 June 17, 2017

Great Granny Blaster

A Great granny blaster is a young man who is groomed with beer and pies. This leads to the great granny wanking you off while you finger blast her dusty old snatch.

“Lee I’m going to see unice” Dion don’t do it your such a Great Granny Blaster.

by Lewg83 October 20, 2023

fart blaster

A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.

Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!

by Mike Knight June 22, 2006

blastercoffee

is a shot of espresso that is extremely very extremely loaded with caffeine for people that want to stay up the whole day and whole night who cannot function without it, essentially total coffee fanatics!

"I would like mine a triple espresso nut, but no!, I would I would like it to be a blastercoffee, quadruple espresso with foam on top"

by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015

star blaster

Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.

I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.

by jayzee616 November 8, 2007

Trophy Boaster

One who brags about accomplishments only to have it turn and bite them in the ass, a common occurrence in Fantasy Football leagues.

Upon the conclusion of fantasy football Week 5, Jeremy had won all five of his matches. "Hey guys do you want to see my trophy for five wins!" he proclaimed as he bragged of the leagues chincy award. The rest of the league jeered as Jeremy's ego-meter pegged at "full retard."

Upon conclusion of the season, Jeremy and his team of peons found themselves in the running for another award, the toilet plunger the league had designated as the trophy of shame for last place.

The trophy boaster's early celebration had inevitably set the scene for fantasy football's equivalent of a premature ejaculation, something Jeremy was very familiar with.

by Redrockets December 23, 2010