Blart

A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.

"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."

"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"

by Solomacn November 27, 2012

Bleathy

To consume large amounts of crack, on a crack binge. Or large amounts of crack.

Verb: My cousin and I were on a mission, we got bleathied off a half Oz.

Noun: We purchased some bleathy.

by JeffWhite December 9, 2012

blart

A bloody fart

The running back blarted when he was hit by the defensive end.

by Tits McGruber January 11, 2014

BLART

A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.

I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!

by Extremejutsu August 13, 2016

Blertch

Reaction to something you find totally abhorrent or disgusting

I read the definition of Rainbow Kissing and my throat and stomach went Blertch

by Picklypig July 15, 2016

blerth

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
Alternate forms may include blerthage, blerthagio, blertha, blerths,

I shall blerth all the way to work today and blerth when I get home.

by theBlerthMan November 19, 2016

Bleather Birthday

A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.

How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."

by Bleather Boo September 5, 2017