shag bands

shag bands are a joke in wich people take too far .... it can simply be a group of friends havin a bit of fun or 2 people havin a little 2much fun...

SHAG BANDS
black~ sex
green~finger
glitter~girl chooses
neon~ boy chooses
clear~snapper chooses
pink~kiss
dark blue~gay sex
orange~blow job
purple~wank
light blue~ lesbo sex
yellow~hug
peach~neck
that is just the basics there are many more

by iluvsum1 October 28, 2009

bard

a poet and jack of all trades, even a thief if a need arises, a bard is welcome everywhere because of his beautiful songs

The bard was playing a ballad and the whole inn went quiet, listening to his song.

by Morte October 12, 2003

bardcore

a spin-off of the word hardcore, used, when referring to Pornography, to refer to a movie that was made with a Shakespearean play as the original plot.

Dude, I just saw my first bardcore movie, "A Midsummer's Night Cream!"

by Chrissy-D October 19, 2006

Bandsexual

The sexual affiliation of members in a marching band whom ACT homosexual, but the person whom is bandsexual would never have the intent of doing anything sexual with another person of the same sex. Bandsexuality is usually affiliated with the tuba and drumline sections in marching bands; particularly marching bands in the Midwest United States, especially in Ohio. (NOTE: Persons whom are classified as bandsexual usually have a boy/girlfriend and have most likely had sex with the opposite gender.)

The bandsexual tuba player humped the percussionist.

by ohioan tuba January 29, 2007

Badspot

Badspot is a man who hates everyone on the internet. He has stolen a game called Land of Blocks, via torrent, and renamed it to Blockland.
He seems to run the game pretty well. Other than the lack of moderators, the forums run smoothly with the greatest set of rules possible.
Often little kids break the forum rules, get banned, then cry.

ex.: Sirken flames Badspot on urban dictionary, because Sirken is an ignorant child and didn't read the rules.

by Chrono_1630 December 16, 2008

Bandseye

Flipping out, going mental, going sick, going skitz, insane, angry

If you dont stop poking me in guna go BANDSEYE in a minute!!

by Gavingski May 14, 2009

"The" Bands

Bands whose names typically begin with the word "The".

"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.

Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling

If I great plague was to suddenly wipe all trace of "The" Bands from this planet, I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006