asspatter

A term coined by 2djinn of ratdog.org message bd.That describes the folks behavior at the purplygrotto message board.Basically It's a circle of folks,Who separate themselves from the others to create a World surrounded by nothing but happy thoughts,vibes and comments .Most the Times these comments are made in attempt to make up for these folks life's that failed in the Real World.

"Hey you know That guy HelpSlip? he's such a Asspatter."


(also see "kissass")

by bobweir December 9, 2008

assphasia

A gruesome hideous condition in which one's face looks exactly like their ass. Most prevalent in females from the city of Puyallup. A sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.

"Oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your assphasia has broken out again"

by fooz20 December 30, 2008

Assphilosophy

The teachings about life and the universe by people who are always drunks,hopeless and clueless. Assphilosophists make up the majority of the population of the world

Hassan: people, the world is like that of a beer mixed with pancakes.
Jonathat:Thats assphilosophy man,

by Beefchicken May 28, 2010

asspache

One of many slang terms for a homosexual Native American

A Native American who sticks his pee-pee in another man's tee-pee could be called an asspache.

by obneopeehon November 11, 2012

Asspine

1) A seven-letter word used in Scrabble. 2) An insult used to describe those that seem to have a pine up their ass. See also: Fuckernickel.

Origin: Pine was used in a game of Scrabble, and a player only had the letters A, S, and S.

That man is acting like such an asspine.

You stole my cream soda, you asspine!

by Kevin February 24, 2005

asspillow

1) A ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one's ass from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior

2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)

1) I forgot my asspillow, and my hemerroid popped when I sat on your couch.

2) Shut the hell up, you asspillow!

by Mayhem178 October 19, 2004

Asspen

an undesirable, selfish male from the famed ski-bum town of Aspen, CO. his main concerns include beer, drugs, and banging you after he causes you to believe he is the answer to your boyfriend prayers. ladies, remember, "the odds are good but the goods are odd."

kate: he was so into me when we were skiing yesterday. i totally thought we connected!
jen: did you bang?
kate: obvi.
jen: girl, he's an asspen! they don't connect!

by mightymississippi September 9, 2010