Avonte

A somewhat tall male with an extremely microsocopic penis. Is also horrible in bed and usually has Gauneria. Suffers from penis shrinkage when with a woman. Usaually mistaken for a woman.

Hey i saw Bob in the locker room, i swear he's an Avonte.

by buttmonkeyturdbeast March 3, 2010

Avondale

A shithole neighborhood in Cincinnati that houses enough black people to film a Tarzan Trilogy. Of course since the area is predominately black, crime and murder have overrun the already wasted, God awful, desolate, El Salvadorian looking streets.

Positives: If you need a 3rd party post dated check cashed at 3AM, come on down.Some of the other attractions include cheap liquor, crack dealers, prostitutes and Greasy chicken. You can also buy a 47 bedroom home there for less than 30k

Negatives: What else do you need other than the aformentioned high black population

I would rather jack off a Wildcat in a phone booth then drive thru Avondale aka Planet of the Apes.

by Dirty Honkey July 3, 2008

Avon Old Farms

The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.

Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.

by Westy Girl March 31, 2009

Avondre

People are given this name because their mother found it in a African Baby names book

Wow, Avondre is a really unique name.

by Drdre1223 August 2, 2018

Aveon

a bad little kid that doesn't listen. hes the biggest snitch in the world and his famous catchphrase is "imma tell mom"

my names aveon and imma tell mom"

by Tra3yway November 9, 2019

aeronomically

A strange conglomeration of two terms, aerodynamic and ergonomic, born out of a focus group in Orange County, California by respondent Doug in seat 1. The funny thing is, I don't think he knows its really not a word.

Salesman: "This boat is aeronomically is designed for speed AND handling. Seriously!"

Buyer: "Aeronomically designed, eh? I'll let you know"

by Youthful Wisdom January 27, 2006

AVON DON

Another word for metrosexual - a man who pays particular attention to his appearance or grooming.

Here come karl, I heard he just got his nails done, he's such an avon don.

by Dan phil john November 3, 2003