The most girlboss, funny person you will ever meet. She always is the life of the party and will never let you down. Honestly the best sibling too. You will never forget and aeonna when you meet one. They are the rarest friends to have especially if they wear pink party pants. She slayed everything she has ever done and everything must be on her momma.
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it
"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"
a totally cool, down to earth person, who can definitely be trusted. you will usually find her through her crowds of friends laughing and having an enjoyable time, but avonna can have her moments, so don't make her cause a scene. SHE IS SO COOL THAT SHE'S ICE COLD YA DIGG
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*