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nipple accent

This is a technique to increase one's upper body allure by using an applique inserted over the nipples to make them appear to be more erect or prominent than they really are.
Since tonight we're going clubbing, I'll wear that baby tee and nipple accents.
by Françoise December 15, 2007
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Accipurpose

An unexpected and undesirable event combined with the result or effect that is intended or desired.
After only 10 minutes of sultry sex with the mysterious woman in the bathroom, I ejaculated by accipurpose.

As the inebriated woman slipped off her bar stool, I grabbed her breast to shield her fall by accipurpose.
by Eric Bull August 19, 2004
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Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...
by Pringlescan July 24, 2009
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accent ninja

Someone who usually doesn't have an accent, but every now and then, an obnoxious one sneaks its way into conversation.
Yo, that dude just accent ninja'd me!
by RobinSparkles1983 August 16, 2010
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AccSEXories

Sexual accessories such as the dildo, vibrator, benoit balls, swing, whip, leather zipper mask, whipped cream bottle, empty wine bottle etc.
I just found out my girlfriend is a part time dom. I looked in her closet to find all kinds of crazy accSEXories!
by dragonneus November 30, 2011
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accidentally in love

One of greatest songs of all time known famous by Counting Crows, guaranteed to put you in in a good mood, no matter what condition your in :).
by awe7197 October 26, 2013
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accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.
Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.
by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017
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