Woodard

Usually A family of extremely athletic individuals, known for being good at sports, smart, and are beauftiful/handsome individuals. awesom cooks,

They are a cool down to earth family, crazy, very, hilarious, popular amongst people from their city. can handle their liquior

wow, they must be Woodards

dude i use to dat this woodard chick and she's smokinn hott, she got it all, brains ,body, can cook, and much more :)

by im da best July 27, 2009

wonka

A childlike word for female genitalia. Not rude or offensive it's possible origins lie in the Roald Dahl character of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.

"Boys have a willy, girls have a wonka"

by Anniebageddi January 2, 2006

A willy wonka

Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.

My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs

by hoe inn May 28, 2009

woodage

(noun): any general area of land in which the dimensions are not known. usually used after the word "square".

What's the square woodage of this lot of land back here by the ole creek?

by zwanphony June 28, 2006

woodache

The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.

Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.

Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."

Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"

Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"

by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008

Tonka Wonka

A non-specific term that can apply to nearly any foreign leader of any race or ethnicity.

"Who's that asshole in Korea again?"
"Oh, man, Tonka Wonka or whatever?"
"Yeah."

by Anarch Patriarch October 23, 2008

wonka dollar

A currency only given to females who practice oral sex on several guys. This type of currency is only redeemable for candy bars and such items.

That girl was such a gutter slut, she sucked him off for wonka dollars.

Yes she did, only a whore would do such a thing for a wonka dollar.

by Jtred March 22, 2011