Taint Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

by leonangelo December 31, 2010

Hate Week

Pre Menstrual Syndrome. The week before your menstrual cycle begins wherein a woman celebrates the grand tradition of hate.

"I didn't mean to make them all cry but fuck it it's hate week"

by anita berber November 14, 2011

Blind Weekend

When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.

Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"

Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"

Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."

by LV3 August 26, 2013

Jumanji Week

The week leading up to the holiday break for school or in an office. This week usually involves not giving a shit, accomplishing the bare minimum at best, and mildly enforced attendance.

Let’s not go back to work after lunch, it’s Jumanji Week anyways.

by moosemaster23 December 19, 2019

Rage Week

Rage week is slang for when a woman is on their period - mostly used by males to piss off women or to use it in a funny sentence.

Girl: Ugh, I can't go into the pool because of girl problems.
Boy: It's rage week?
Girl: Shut up!

by Rage 445 June 17, 2022

Seven day weekends

Unemployment, a growing amount of free time, joblessness, and an overall sense of boredom.

I am wondering what I will do with my upcoming seven day weekends?

by Irish_11 April 9, 2009

Having a weekend

When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.

This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.

At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.

by JoeyGreger December 21, 2009