cock watchin

cock watching is something females do to men when they look at their dicks.

Example: Girl: look at his dick it’s so small. Other girl:ikr it’s like an inch.
guys:bitches really out here cock watchin

by pp patrol April 6, 2021

Bird Watching

Sitting down for a second at a large party/gathering and checking out girls.

We went to Josh’s 70s party. He had a couch in the backyard, so we did some bird watching.

by @kul September 19, 2021

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

Bird Watching

The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.

Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.

by Baron Chill Predictor Of Death February 22, 2011

Fail Watching

“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”

As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers

by Chetnugget April 10, 2009

Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.

Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching

by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019

watching the news

When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.

Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?

Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)

Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!

by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010