Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.

Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

lil wayning

auto-tuning the poop out of a song so that it sounds like lil wayne.

Pat: He just lil wayned in that song.
Rob: Whats that?
Pat: lil wayning? Its some sweet auto-tuning man.

by robbyrob89 November 19, 2011

Warking

A ginger kid that plays runescape and feeds of making others look stupid by being a troll. He has become #1 troll of the runescape community and hasn't lost his touch since joining Ancient Fury.

Rudy v8: Alright bro what's the info?
Warking: Willowsrfun - fuckbitchesgetmoney
Rudy v8: ...511 days this isn't an AF account
Warking: Oh? Maybe you typed it wrong
BigTNutty: Rip Ely Rudy
Rudy v8: Fuck ya'll
Rudy v8 disconnected.

by FBPR247 December 15, 2010

Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass

What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

by Brian December 2, 2004

verbal warming

noun phrase. A term describing the accelerating increase in the number of words in the world and the resultant accumulation of verbiage that threatens to drown us all. Some lexicolonogists deny that it's happening or attribute it to non-human factors such as rogue computer programs.

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Leapstand? Ollieollieoxenfree? Yardening? What is up with all these new words? Some days If I don't use my asthma medication I can't breathe when I read my e-mail.

You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

Globull Warming

Junk science that claims man can make the earth's temperatures rise. Recently proven to be bunk, based on lies. Gee, we can't make it rain in LA, but we have the power to change the planet's temperatures...riiiiight.

Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.

It's 5 degrees in Spokane, WA, right now. Fuck Globull Warming!

by tuftskins December 10, 2009